I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
why do cheetos always look like penises
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
third nipple confirmed
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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