yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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