Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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