She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
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