no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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