Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
