I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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