Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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