Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
My vagina just clenched in fear
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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