PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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