I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
