I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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