he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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