pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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