Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
