I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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