Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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