so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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