No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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