Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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