Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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