I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
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I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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