I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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