my mouth tastes like poor choices
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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