The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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