Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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