She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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