so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I'm sobbing to NWA
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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