I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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