I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Come share oat with me in your robe
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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