Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
