if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
it was like his penis was on wheels.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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