Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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