Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
operation have a gay friend backfired
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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