Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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