U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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