i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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