Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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