Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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