I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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