While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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