well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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You can make out without kissing
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