he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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