Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
i out mim tonsoeep
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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