I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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