Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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