Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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