Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
i think im in europe. pls send help
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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