we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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