Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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